Best of the Conference Application Questions via Twitter.

Today it was reported on CBSSportsline.com that the Big 12 spelled out the “withdrawl procedures” for Texas A&M.   I thought oh man more expansion news, more who’s going… leaving, blah blah. Really I’m expansioned out…

Then it’s twitter to the rescue. I wish I could credit the person whose idea this was, because heres comes the truly inspired Conference Application Questions. I had to go through these and pick out the ones I though were the funniest (in no particular order). I’ll include the HashTag so you can find all of them on twitter.

#BigEastApplicationQuestions

@Year2 : Are you, in fact, east of the Mississippi? You know what, scratch that.

@CFTTalk : Multiple choice: Is you primary interest a.) basketball, b.) basketball, c.) all of the above?

@TomahawkNation : Do you consistently put down C-USA to make yourself feel better? 

#ACCApplicationQuestions

@WisconsinRob : You won’t leave us for the SEC in 3 years, will you?

@ndtex : Does your school sell tickets on Groupon?

@chriswillams2: ” QUICK! Name 3 schools in the Coastal Division.

#SECApplicationQuestions

@bjmillican : Ever skipped a wedding, birth or funeral on a gameday & blamed the person getting, married, birthed or buried?

@PeterBurnsRadio : Has Ryan Mallet ever been kicked out of your campus for partying?

@frankthetank111 : The SEC’s greatest Heisman Trophy winner is (a) Danny Wuerffel, (b) Tim Tebow, (c) Cam Newton or (d) Forrest Gump.

#Big12ApplicationQuestions

@KansasSports : Are you ready to bow before Texas?

@FSURocker : Do any of your fathers work for ESPN?

@Sully1876 : 1 – Do you want to join the Big 12? 2 – Really?

#Big10ApplicationQuestions

@BryanDFischer:  Is 4 8 how fast your receivers run the 40 or the game time temperature? Trick question!

@Swagsman84: Can you score at least 30 points in a basketball game?

@KegsnEggs : Are you Notre Dame?

#Pac12ApplicationQuestions

@raphiellej: Will you devote an entire chapter of your book to whining about the “East Coast Bias”?

@jamesmthomson: Which B-List celebrity do you plan to have on your sideline?

@FightOnTwist: Can your school play basketball and football, but not both successfully?

Bonus

#WACApplicationQuestions

@bilski2000 = (crickets)